Nerds Are Fickle.

That is not a surprising revelation.  Trust me, I am no exception.  We love to nit pick, argue, and correct, all for the sake of that one thing we crave above all else: accuracy.

There are plenty of ways accuracy can be compromised, especially in film adaptations.  Casting (Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet), canon/lore (Han shot first?  Han shot ONLY!), bloat (the unnecessary added plot in 300), audio (Batman's struggle with throat cancer a'la Christian Bale), visual (invisible Bluetooth communication in The Avengers), and Batman and Robin in its entirety.

Pleasing to nerds.

Not pleasing to nerds.

When we are pleased, we elect our Nerd Gods and Goddesses and make them very rich people, indeed.  When we are not pleased, however, reputations can be destroyed.

This tendency to expect strict adherence to canon and lore may seem outlandish and a bit stuck up to some, though I'm not sure why.  I mean, if you took your blonde haired,  blue eyed baby girl to the photographer, paid an arm and a leg for a session of what you expected to be beautiful portraits and instead received blurry images with terrible lighting, the wrong hair color airbrushed on your kid's head and a 3D animated Yoda when you DAMN WELL that he's supposed to be A PUPPET, you'd be angry too.

*ahem*

Sorry, that slipped out.

So, what worries me is this.

Max Brooks.

Yes, Max Brooks.  Son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft (which that alone would make anyone awesome enough to become their own renewable source of energy and power a small country), multifaceted man, and author of two of my favorite zombie related books, The Zombie Survival Guide (2003) and World War Z (2006).  If you haven't experienced the audio book of World War Z, you must.  Go.  Now!  I'll wait here.

What's wrong with Max?  Most of my nerd brethren already know where I'm going with this, so let's cut to the chase and do away with the small talk.

This is my problem.

Terrible movie.

Now, I will spare you *my* zombies-don't-run-or-scale-walls-pyramid-style rant, I will instead provide you with Max's own words.

"The 'walking' dead tend to move at a slouch or limp . . . . The fastest have been observed to move at a rate of barely 1 step per 1.5 seconds." 

-.-

Yes, I know, Max Brooks had nothing to do with the movie (a'la Stephen King and the criminal treatment of his books).  But that's kinda my point.  And, while I read all about his frustrations with the adaptation and his admittance that the film and book are completely different, I couldn't help but cringe when he actually admitted he liked the film in a USA Today interview.

So, was it a brilliant movie?  Hell no.  But it was a brilliant move for Brooks.  It all works in his favor.  If the movie is awesome the satisfied viewers will run out in droves to buy the book and all the movie related memorabilia.  If the movie is garbage (which it is) the disgruntled viewers will run out in droves to buy the book and all the book related memorabilia.  We live in a zombie hungry society, and I think he capitalized on that.  I'm not saying that he is the embodiment of Yogurt, Max is much better looking.

I understand that the aim to make money at our career, and this is career, but did he have to sell his soul?

We already have one George Lucas, we don't need two.  Although World War Z could use with a good George Lucasing (George Lucasing is when you take something that is done and warp it until it is practically unrecognizable).

Cinematically, the movie is bad, for a detailed list of many of the issues with World War Z, check out "Everything Wrong With World War Z in 6 Minutes or Less"

Proudly Made in the U.S.A.

The other day on target.com, while shopping for a gift for my son's birthday, I decided to take a gander at where the products I was looking at were manufactured.  Much to my chagrin, but not surprise, I found that nearly every product is made somewhere outside of the U.S.A.  After this disappointing shopping experience, I contacted Target.com's website services.  I suggested that they offer an option to sort their search results by country of origin (manufacturer) for their shoppers who find this relevant in their purchasing decisions.

This is the response I received.

We work with suppliers and manufacturers from around the world to create a selection of products as diverse as the guests we serve. This helps us bring you the quality merchandise you want at the low prices you’ve come to expect from your Target^®.

We understand that some guests may not be comfortable purchasing items manufactured in certain countries and we respect these decisions. We’ll make sure to share your comments with our buying team.

Thanks for taking time to share your thoughts about Target.com items. Learning what’s important to you helps us make your Target.com experience even better.

We hope you’ll visit Target.com again soon.

Sincerely,

Sandy

Target.com Guest Services

www.target.com 

Needless to say, I am not satisfied with this.  It seemed . . . cheesy and lame.  So I did a little digging and found that others have done pretty thorough research on Target's purchasing.  I borrowed heavily and full credit goes to the poor S.O.B.s who did all the work!  This is my response to Mr. Or Mrs. Target who thought their response was satisfactory.  

Thank you for your response, although it has caused another question to arise.

You stated that you “work with suppliers and manufacturers from around the world to create a selection of products as diverse as the guests we serve.”

Let’s take a look at the country of manufacture for the majority of your products.

Clothing:  

All shoes were made in China, a big display of Croc’s sandals, also all made in China.

Woman’s Handbags priced from $5.00 to $49.99, all made in China Totes Umbrella, made in China. Hanes white socks were made in USA and El Salvador, same package, same price, you really had to look to see where they were made.  Fruit of the Loom socks, white made in Pakistan.

Men’s casual shorts, Bangladesh and Vietnam.

Levi’s shorts, made in Egypt.

Levi’s straight leg jeans Made in Lesotho.  Where the heck is Lesotho?  It is actually a small land locked country in South Africa.

Levi’s boot jeans, made in Pakistan.

Wrangler’s boot jeans, made in Nicaragua.

Polo Shirts all made in Vietnam.

Pullover shirts and T-shirts all made in Honduras and Haiti.

All the dress shirts in the store were made in Bangladesh.

Electronics:

I could not find a TV, Clock Radio, or Stereo made in the USA.

Electronic Picture Frames, Sony, H-P, Kodak, all models made in China.

Housewares:

Pots and Pans: all except on was made in China.

Lamps: desk, table and floor models all made in China.

Restyle Bookcase was the only piece of furniture that was made in the USA.

Steam Irons: 7 models all from Sunbeam all made in China.

Ironing Boards: 4 to choose from, one for $13.99 and another for $19.99 both made in the USA, one from China for $37.99 and one from India for $54.99.

Fans: Honeywell had 7 different models, all made in China. Holmes Brand, (A.K.A. Sunbeam) 5 different models all made in China, Hunter, 2 models, both made in China.  Vernado, 1 model, designed, engineered, and assembled in the USA.

Vacuum Cleaners:

Bissell Sweeper: Made in China.

Shark brand: Made in China.

Dirt Devil: Made in China.

Eureka brand: Made in China.

Hoover Wind Tunnel: $299.00 made in Mexico.

Oreck: $299.00 Made in the USA.

Dyson: 3 models $399.00, $499.00 and one for $549.00 all made in Malaysia.

Lawn and Garden:

Wooden Rocking Chairs, made in Vietnam.

Gazebos, all made in China.

All Lawn furniture were either made in China or Indonesia.

Webber Grill, proudly made in the USA.

Char-Broil Grills all made in China, gas and charcoal.

Bicycles:

Huge display of 66 different bikes from 4 manufacturers, Schwinn, Magna, Tony Hawk, and Mongoose, every single one was made in China.

Toys:

Barbie Dolls, an American Icon, or so you would think. 18 different Barbie dolls, 6 made in China, 12 made in Indonesia.

Legos brand blocks, made in Denmark, Hungry, Mexico, and Czech Republic.  Fisher Price Brand blocks, made in China. Special Edition Games, in stylish wooden boxes, Monopoly, Clue, Scrabble, Life, and Risk, all made in China. Last but not least, a childhood favorite of mine, Lincoln Logs. I think of all the hours I spent building forts and houses, are now made in China.

Now, let’s take a look at the breakdown of your demographics.

Research shows who shops at Target and Wal-Mart

By Lou Hirsh

Who shops at the nation’s most prominent discount stores? Target

shoppers have a median age of 44, and a median household income of

$54,000. Target officials say 80 percent of their customers attended

college and 50 percent are college graduates. More than half are

employed in professional or other managerial positions.

Eighty percent of Target’s customers are female, and 40 percent have

children at home or in a shopping cart with them in the store.

Some of the countries you purchase from and their residents’ median income.

Indonesia - $7,950 (according to your own demographic reports, Indonesians cannot afford to shop at Target)

Malaysia - $15,000 (again, pulling from your demographic reports, average median income of Target shoppers is double this)

China - $14,000 (this is your biggest supplier and their residents do not fit in your target demographic by about $40,000)

Vietnam - $4,800

Honduras - $4,400

Haiti - $1,600

So, ok, let's look at where your stores are located, shall we?  United States and Canada (coming to Puerto Rico in 2013).  ..."as diverse as the guests we serve"??? Your guests are American and Canadian.  

So, are you seriously going to try to convince me that you are trying to promote diversity?  To whomever sent this reply to me, I ask that you sincerely read this email, look at these numbers, and HONESTLY ask yourself if you believe the answer you supplied to me.  Because I do not.

Ducks are better than vampires.

Stephanie Meyer altered a pedestal by which all teenage boys are now held.  

When I was younger, John Hughes created that pedestal.

Further proof why this generation sucks.  Long live The Duck Man.

Lazy...

I recently started collecting photographs of my more memorable secondhand finds.  Here's a link to the album. Oh so lazy.

Neat Secondhand Finds

Chuck E. Cheese Can Suck My ...

After attending a birthday party at a local Chuck E. Cheese, I decided to send an email to the corporate offices. Being a woman of my word, I am sharing this with the general public. I do want to thank my cousins for providing much entertainment, but let's face it, when you have my cousins you always have a good time regardless. Also a shot out to the hubby who braved the idiocy and took the kids into what I viewed to be a special corner of hell. As promised, here is my email to Chuck E. Cheese, and the world at large.

My cousin held her daughter's 7th birthday yesterday afternoon at the Tinley Park location. My 3 children, husband and myself all attended. Let me walk you through our experience.

The parking lot had no available parking, not one space. We had to park in a parking lot for an adjacent business and walk to your establishment. We then had to STAND OUTSIDE just to get to the doors as there was a line of nearly 50 people waiting to get in. Stand outside with our 2 year old son, 4 year old daughter, and 10 year old daughter. During our wait outside just to get to the doors, I played a counting game. The magic number was 4. 4 was the number of infants in baby carriers or a parents' arms, standing outside, in the January weather.

Once we were lucky enough to enter the establishment your "greeters" did little more than scream at the people standing in line. We waited nearly 15 minutes just to get to the greeter, who was incredibly inept and rude. The hand stamping boy grabbed my 4 year old daughter's arm and snatched her toward him. She said "ow that hurt" to which he said ... absolutely nothing.

Breaking away from the Gestapo-like greeters we were directed to the party area which consisted of 6 or 7 rows of long tables crammed in an area which was much better suited for no more than 4 tables. In the 2:30 to 4:30 time slot this location had 10 birthday parties running consecutively. There was barely room to breathe, or move, let alone enjoy yourself.

I won't touch on the food as, let's face it, it's Chuck E. Cheese every human on the planet who is unfortunate enough to dine there knows the sordid quality of your food. I will say that your business resembles that of the infamous Union Stockyards in Chicago, and on an extreme level, the human herding and industrialization you have created could be compared to a Nazi concentration camp with an engorged stuffed rat running the show.

I ask you not to respond with a coupon for your tokens, your tickets, or any of your fare. I want nothing from you. I simply want to reassure that I am an extraordinarily talented free-lance writer and you are not the only people who will receive this message. I highly recommend you alter your business practices, or perhaps exterminate them altogether. You are an example of capitalism at its very worst and I think a fitting idea would be for you to attend a Saturday afternoon at any of your locations. Or are you smart enough to know to go elsewhere? Good day.

It's A Slow Morning, Let's Play With Google.

Google search..."Wendy is"

Wendy is a New York City- based line of women's and men's clothing and accessories.

Wendy is a given name generally given to females in English-speaking countries.

Wendy is now a Level 4 Zombie fighting machine! (my favorite)

Wendy is prepared.

Wendy is Back via FM9116. (wait, I think this is my favorite)

Wendy is the most outspoken of the 4th grade girls. (wait, I think this is my favorite)

Wendy is wearing a leopard print jersey zip front dress with blouson sleeves.

Wendy is the daughter of Captain hook.   (wait, no, THIS is my favorite)

Wendy is part of the Wendy's legacy.

Wendy is so great that I would strongly recommend her as a therapist to my closest friends and family.

How'd you do that???

Crafty model extraordinaire.

I hear that quite a bit when people come to my house.  I have an...interesting...home to say the least.  My mother has said that my personality threw up all over my walls but I like to see it as more of a light dry heave.  All that aside, with the constant yet subtle pressure of friends and family, I have decided to share some how-to info on the more interesting projects we've done.  Joined, as always, by my crafty companion "Serene Clean Sapience."










Anyway...this is our latest project.

"Shoeprints"

You'll need the following

Paper...
of the bright colored breed.

Paint

paper towels

Tape.

The nitty gritty.

Gather all your supplies and find a nice area on which you can spread out (we used the dining room table with two leaves). Clean the soles of the chosen shoes. While they dry, get your paint in a relatively thin layer on a large plate, mix with a little water to thin out the paint just a bit.

Once the shoes are dry, paint the soles and stamp them on a sheet of your chosen paper. (It's a good idea to test this on a separate sheet of paper before committing.) Choose any pattern you want and simply repeat the stamping process until you are satisfied.

We removed everything from our frames and tossed it in the recycle bin (so relax). Once our paintings were dry we flipped the frame and taped the finished pieces to the frames. Done!

Shoes

Old, unused frames

Here is our finished product, complete with a mischievous boy!

 

I hope you try this, and have fun doing it. It's a great way to "immortalize" baby shoes that cost too much and don't last as long.

By the way, we made four and plan on hanging two high up on the wall and two on the ceiling. =]

<3 DidSheReallySayThat

I hate little dogs. An exploration of dog adoption.

No, really I do.  I hate little dogs.  Yippy, snippy and all the other irritating and irrational "ippy" words you can contrive.  That being said, let's progress.

I love Labradors, Neopolitan Mastiffs, Boxers, Begales, Basset Hounds, Bluetick Coonhounds, English Bulldogs, Weimeraners, and a couple other breeds as well.

Clarification is complete.

Having three (insert a plethora of awesome adjectives here) kids, we want them to have a dog.  The idyllic family dog who can prance, romp, tumble, and snuggle with us and we with it.  The idea of purchasing a dog from a pet store is not an option, we don't support puppy mills.  Adoption.  Let's do it!

So, off to Petfinder we go to explore the adoptable dogs in our area.  There just so happens to be a hound rescue group in our area, in addition to the hundereds of other rescue groups/Humane Societies in our area.  Finding a dog in this area isn't a difficult thing to do.  We absolutely found dogs that tickled our fancy and piled in the Slave III and headed out to pet stores for adoption events to continue our search.

[[[At this point I should mention that the Calumet Area Humane Society had a used book/cd/cassette/dvd/vhs sale, so the reliable Slave III naturally pointed us in that direction.  I walked away with a paper bag full of stuff, but want to make mention of these fantastic finds.  They do have a ladies night out event coming soon, check their website for details!]]]

*smack* FOCUS WOMAN!!  

As much as I love the Humane Society, all the dogs are penned up and agitated, nervous, and bored.  When you mix those emotions into a canine concoction, you get a lot of pacing, barking and jumping and it's difficult not to equate that to aggression, especially for kids.  That being said, nothing really sparked our interest apart from a massive bulldog with minor health issues.  We progressed to the PetSmart in Highland and there was a group holding an adoption event there, however it was only cats...we have a cat...we want a dog.  An employee told us that there would be a group with dogs the next day.  So...yeah...we went home.

The next day we piled back in the Slave III and returned to PetSmart.  And what did we find?  A group right by the entrance holding an adoption event for their dog rescue.  Their very small dogs dog rescue.  Needless to say, the girls went crazy for these "almost dogs" and my husband loves any dog so they immediately darted toward the dogs amid a cacophony of "auh" and "OMG SO CUTE!!!"  My son and I headed to the cat grooming supplies amid a cacophony of "meh" and "there's always next weekend."

A few moments later while browsing waterless shampoo for cats (kitty is neurotic about water) I hear my daughters giggling and whispering with my husband at the end of the aisle.  At first glance I thought they had a small cat, or toy attached to a leash.  Upon further examination I realized it was one of the rescue group's "almost dogs."

"What is that thing?"
"It's a dog."
"Who told you that?"

Que the sob story.  "Mommy her collar was embedded in her neck.  Her ear was slammed in a door!  Another dog chewed on her tail and it had to be docked. And and and and when they were neutering her they found a bb in her chest."

-.-

I hate little dogs.

"Here babe, hold her leash I want to go see something...over there."
"No, take her...I mean it...with you!"
"No no, she can't come over here."

-.-

I hate little dogs.

But she's staring at me.

*grumble grumble*

"Oh my, look at your fur."

She has that weird tiger stripe looking coat.  On a dachshund...it's weird.

"Oh my, look at your poor little ear."

I bend down to look at her gnarled ear...

She jumps in my lap and licks my cheek.

-.-

=]

"Well hi sweetie."

*scratch* *pet*

She jumps down and lays on her back so I can rub her belly.  I oblige.

She looks at my son, who is bent over the cart barking at her to get her attention, and starts spinning in circles.  So I pick her up and he pokes her right in the eye.  She licks his hand and he hugs her face.  He calls her "puppy."

Hubby returns with our daughters to this scene.

I Hate Little Dogs

a screenplay by "DidSheReallySayThat"

INT BRIGHTLY LIT PETSMART STORE (CAT GROOMING/SUPPLIES AISLE)

HUBBY enters from far side with DAUGHTER1 AND DAUGHTER2.

DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT stands in the middle of the aisle with LITTLE DOG and SON.

HUBBY stands still with DAUGHTER1 and DAUGHTER2 watching DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT

DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT is nuzzling the nose of LITTLE DOG and SON carrying LITTLE DOG like a football in her left arm.

DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT [muted squeal] 

Whossapuppy.  You are!  Are you so pretty?  Yes you are.  Whosaprettyprettyprettypuppybabygirl?  You are!  Wookit the wittle baby girl with the pretty face.

SON waves at HUBBY 

Hi daddy!

DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT puts LITTLE DOG back on the floor and composes herself.

DIDSHEREALLYSAYTHAT

Well, are we ready to go then?

Scene.

I hate little dogs.

Daisy May is not a little dog...
that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Oh, just to clarify, our adoption application is pending.  =]

Descriptive Science Assignment- Flowers and Trees - By, Seneca

The Illinois State Tree
Did you know that the white oak tree is the Illinois state tree?  Well, now you know.  The white oak tree's leaves have round and smooth edges and is a rather dark green.  The lines or veins are almost white but actually a light green!  The acorns are green and brown.  The top is a darkish light brown that has a small amount of white in it's creases.  The body is green, brown and yellow.  The green is almost all of the body.  The yellow comes in at the bottom.  And finally, the brown is at the very bottom.  The twig is a reddish brown and some sort of grey.  There are lots of buds that are small round and hairless.  Twigs are almost all the time shiny.  The bark of w white oak is white or ashy grey.  Varying from scaly to irregularly platy and blocky in shape.  The white oak can grown to a massive height of 100 feet tall!

The Illinois State Flower
Did you know the native violet is the Illinois state flower?  Well, it's not the only one of it's kind.  The native violet comes in many different colors such as yellow, white, blue-violet, and purple and even an unusual green!  There are at the least 30 different species and 25 of them  can be found in the Chicago land alone!  A lot of the species are small and only have 5 petals.  1 violet species was nicknamed Johnny jump up, and many more are the subject of nursery rhymes and poems.  It is also called nature's vitamin pill.  Some you can even eat!

Homeschool Happenings - This Week's Lineup

After a few comrades, and compatriots have inquired as to Seneca's daily lessons, and other homeschool related questions, I have decided to post occasional lessons and lesson plans.
I shall begin with this week's skeleton of a subject plan.



Spelling - Unit 14 - receive list on Monday, folder due Friday with words rewritten in cursive and each word used in a sentence.  ***Challenge***  Use at least two words per sentence

Grammar - continue adjectives packet - parts of speech hangman - MadLibs Monday!!

Reading - continue and complete Homer Price writing/sketching assignment - complete vocabulary assignment - complete Shortcuts from newspaper - select a newspaper article to read and give oral report

Science - complete all assignments 1. Write a paragraph each describing the Illinois state tree and flower.  2.  Complete and color plant parts book and diagrams.  Begin lesson 2 - read section, complete review, ***Write It Wednesday*** write at least one paragraph about edible seeds around the world, accompany with at least two illustrations

History - Vaudeville project phase 1 - Choose and research your performers, write your paragraphs, include photos if you like.

Geography - Begin Mountain region packet, complete this region in your Geography project

Math - You have advanced to triple digit addition and subtraction with borrowing and carrying for your Wednesday Weeklies timed tests.  Continuing fractions (lesson 4), Wednesday Weeklies (15 min three digit addition 64 questions, 15 minute three digit subtraction 35 questions, 10 minute multiplication 30 questions), long division handout

Additional - calisthenics/exercise 10-15 min every day piano practice 25-30 min every day, helping friends with new house often as possible, Tuesday gymnastics 3:45-4:30, Thursday Calvin and Hobbes party @ Crete library, Saturday charity spaghetti dinner @4 and get together with friends @6, Sunday taking the family to Hollywood Blvd. for Gnomeo and Juliet and dinner.

Homeschool Happenings - History Project (Vaudeville)

Seneca has finished her lessons regarding the culture of the United States in the first decade of the 1900s, and while she was attentive throughout, one thing really caught her attention.  Vaudeville.  This does not surprise me as anything relating to the fine arts always catches her fancy.  So, I sat down with the hubby and we came up with an end of chapter history project that will really get her psyched.*que the music*

"The Show Must Go On!"

1.  Vauldeville performers.
Select at least two, but as many as five, well known vaudeville performers.  You can find a detailed list of the well known vaudevillians at these websites.
Famous Vaudeville Performers A-K
Famous Vaudeville Performers L-Z
Once you have chosen your subjects, research their vaudeville careers and write one paragraph about each person you chose.  You may include a photo of each performer, should you so choose.

2.  Vaudeville performances
You have briefly read about the acts performed during a vaudeville performance.  Now, read about them more in depth, discover what a typical vaudeville show would include.  Then, you are to describe a vaudeville show in at least one paragraph.  Be creative here, you can pretend that you are in the audience!  You may include a photo of a theatre, a vaudeville advertisement, an actual performance.

3.  Artistic project
You now have all the information you need.  Your final stage of this project is to create a vaudeville performance.  You have complete creative freedom here, kind of.  If you want to use your theatre box, or if you want to draw the stage yourself, the choice is yours.  You must meet the following requirements.

• You must have a stage.
• The performers on stage must be those about whom you wrote.
• The performers must be shown performing whatever feat for which they were known.

Here are some creative tips. 
This does not have to be drawn on a piece of paper and colored with crayons, as a matter of fact, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!  Be creative, make it interesting! 
Include the following, should you choose
Movable parts - attach your performers to straws or strings so that you can act out the performance.
A side stage stand - these were used to tell the audience who was performing and what they were doing.
Actual photographs - there is nothing wrong with printing and cutting out a picture of your chosen performer, as long as that picture shows them doing their vaudeville performance.  (Can't find a proper picture?  Cut out their head and paste it to a hand made body doing their performance.)

You have two weeks to complete your assignment.  Your timing should go as follows.
Week One

1. Select and research your performers.
2. Write your paragraphs about your selected performers
3. Research the actual vaudeville performances
4. Write your paragraphs about the performances

Week Two

1. Plan your artistic recreation
2. Gather all materials needed
3. Create your vaudeville performance

Chicago Bears Don't Quit.

I have to say that I am heartily disappointed to see all the garbage that the players are saying about fellow pro, Jay Cutler.  I have come to expect fans to use social media to further their inexperienced, uneducated, and grammatically disastrous thoughts to an uncaring audience, but other players?


Most of you may know that I am not a professional football player, that being said, even I know that the medical staff has the final word whether or not a player can get in the game.  Is this fact lost of other professional football players?  Long gone are the days when injured players receive a shot of morphine and a pat on the back and I am disgusted to see other players attempt to bolster their own twitter numbers by bashing one of their own.

If I could personally respond to them I would merely tell them this . . . It is very easy to criticize someone behind the perceived anonymity of the internet.  Most certainly, considering that you yourself are sitting at home, nowhere near a divisional playoff game, only a fool would heed your words. 


My personal gratitude for the multitude of fans who support Jay Cutler and dismiss the heckling and jibing.

More importantly, Chicago Bears teammates are supporting Jay, and at the end of the day, that's what matters most.  I am proud that Brian Urlacher and Olin Kreutz are vocal supporters of Jay, as well they should be.  My 30 years on this earth have taught me that the only reason why anyone will hate you, is because they want to be just like you.

Jay Cutler, you are one hell of a quarterback.  Chicago Bears, you have one HELL of a season.  I can't wait to get started all over again.  I am proud of you all.

Bears/Packers THIS SUNDAY

Click to enlarge.

Two Book Reviews, By Seneca Spencer.

Me at the Crete Library

Hi, I'm Seneca and I am going to review two books I just read for school (I <3 Home school).  I use <3s for my ratings, five is the highest possible score.

Let's start with The Scarlet Stockings Spy written by Trinka Hakes Noble and illustrated by Robert Papp.  It is a part of the Tales of Young Americans series.  The book was very interesting and very sad, but it was more interesting than sad.  The artwork was very beautiful, my favorite picture was of Maddy Rose (the main character) and her mother, they both looked very happy in their little cottage house.

Maddy Rose was a spy (kind of) during the American Revolution.  She had a code to let her brother, who was in the army, know what the British were doing.  Her brother died in the war, but another boy took over for getting the messages from Maddy.  One day, Maddy found out that her brother was dead, and she got her brother's coat, and used her stockings and her petticoat and sewed an American flag.

I would recommend this book for someone who is interested in American history, kids my age (9) to 15 or 16, and even some adults!

This book gets <3 <3 <3 <3 <

The second book I am going to review today is titled Fun With Roman Numerals by David A. Adler, and illustrated by Edward Miller III (that's 3 in Roman Numerals, lol).  This book is helpful, educational, and fun.  The artwork is really cool!  There are really great pictures of every day things that use Roman Numerals.  My favorite page is the Roman men playing in the Superbowl and they have Roman Numerals on their jerseys.  It's very cool.  The back cover even has a chart with Roman Numerals all the way up to 1,000!  I'm going to copy it into my math notebook, so I will always have it, it is very helpful.  I want to learn to play with them with every day math problems, and start using them.

I recommend this book because it's educational and stuff.  It's also very fun, so really I would recommend it for people that want to learn about Roman Numerals and I can't even put an age group on this because anyone who has a good sense of humor would like this book and could learn from it. 

This book gets <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I hope that you enjoyed my reviews and I hope you find these books in your local library system!  Next time I will review Megamind!

<3
Seneca

Film Discussions #2 (PART ONE) Melvin Kaminsky

Film Discussions #2 Melvin Kaminsky

A personal favorite of mine, although he is more widely known as Mel Brooks, a stage name he derived from his mother’s name of Brookman. Whereas I would love to type endlessly about his life, I will mainly focus on his films. However I do find it necessary to note that he was married to Anne Bancroft, star of 84 Charing Cross Road produced by Brooksfilms, Mel Brooks’ company, from 1964 until her passing in 2005. See, marriage does last . . . occasionally.

If you could read his resume’ (if you had the time) two things would specifically catch your attention. The first being that Mr. Brooks has won not only an Oscar (1), but also an Emmy (3), Grammy (3), and Tony (3) award (only 10 others have achieved this prestige including Liza Minelli and Audrey Hepburn). The second, his job titles are as follows: director, screenwriter, comedian, producer, actor, lyricist and composer. How’s that for marketability? Anyone who has seen a Mel Brooks film (aside from Dracula: Dead and Loving It which I consider to be his mulligan) does not need to be told that he has a very specific brand of witty, sarcastic, slapstick, screwball, tacky, racial/religious/politically charged comedy, and no society is safe from his satire. So, let’s discuss a few of his movies, starting with one of my favorite films ever . . . Blazing Saddles.



Released on February 7th 1974, a mere three days after the birth of my husband, Blazing Saddles

(written by Brooks, Richard Pryor and others) is by far Mel Brooks’ most offensive film, and possibly THE most offensive film, ever committed to celluloid. It is a rare talent indeed that can manage to offend nearly every race of human kind, and at the same time cast Madeline Kahn in a wonderful parody of Marlene Deitrich, As offensive and harsh as the movie’s plot and dialogue are, it still managed to rank number 6 on AFI’s Top 100 Comedies of All Time (two more Brooks movies are in the top 20 as well . . .) and remains, to this day one of the most controversial and quoted films ever. As a child (yes, I watched Blazing Saddles as a child) I found it a bit confusing, but funny thanks mainly to the deputies dancing around, Cleavon Little and the rail workers singing a great Sinatra song, and of course, the camp fire scene, but it’s message was lost on me. That message is still lost on me, as I still see it as merely a comedy by circumstance, offensive to nearly all, and hilarious. Really, the only inoffensive character of the entire film was Sherriff Bart (Cleavon Little). Let’s face it, even the beloved “Waco Kid” was a raging alcoholic/pot head and even Lili Von Shtupp was a glorified hooker (forgive me Madeline, I love you!). That being said, this absolutely hilarious film was nominated for three Academy Awards, two BAFTA Awards, awarded a spot on the National Film Preservation Board of the US, and won the award for Best Comedy for the Screen by the Writers’ Guild of America.

Briefly I will touch on another favorite Brooks film of mine, High Anxiety, the entire length and breadth of which parodied nearly 20 of Alfred Hitchcock‘s films. Starring Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Ron Carey, the amazing Cloris Leachman, Harvey Korman, and Howard Morris.

After watching the movie and writing down notations of nods to Hitchcock movies, I found a very thorough list on wikipedia,
and I am going to share it with you . . . Spellbound, Vertigo, Psycho, The Birds, North by Northwest, The Man Who Knew Too Much, Tom Curtain, The Ring, The Thirty-Nine Steps, Suspicion, Notorious, Under Capricorn, Dial M For Murder, The Wrong Man, Frenzy, Family Plot, Rebecca, and The Lodger. It is a wonderful film as it manages to fit both parody and tribute in a tightly would neurotic package. It’s a somewhat lesser known Mel Brooks movie, if you have not watched it, I recommend that you do so.

It’s Nearly My Anniversary

Let’s see if I am capable of remembering this year.  Yesterday evening, the kids and I were at the store, and my list said in big bold letters with stars around it “CARD.”  I stood in the card aisle for nearly five minutes, wracking my brain in a feeble attempt to remember the reason for a card. 

Unable to recollect any reason, I left the card aisle.  Twenty minutes after arriving home, my husband walked in the door and then I was suddenly struck with the reason why I intended on buying a card.

What can I say . . . I suck.

Awesome News!!

I took Seneca to the arcade last night and she won 500 TICKETS!!! What did she win??? The Nobel Peace Prize.

Let's Share A Secret!

Breading breading breading, more often than not, everyone has their own type of breading that they prefer. That standard personalized seasoned breading that nobody can steer us away from. Rock on! Here’s an idea to get you and your breading a little closer together and recycle!

So. You love your breading, can’t get enough of it, right? Every recipe that tells you how to make a breading you scoff, for you and you alone have the perfect seasoned breading.

But there’s a problem. Waste! You go through all that effort to make it just right every time (without the aid of a recipe, because, again, you made it up) and invariably you end up throwing some away, or not having enough, and the whole thing gets very frustrating. Halfway through breading pork chops, your hands are coated and sticky, there are four chops left, and the breading is gone . . . Don’t order pizza!!!

I have a solution!

Have you ever bought the cardboard flavored powdered parmesan cheese? Yeah, that one with the neat little dual speed top? Did you throw it away when it was empty? Do you get where I’m going with this . . .

The next time you have an empty container of parmesan cheese, don’t throw it away. Simply wash it out! Make a batch of your breading, and store it in the revamped parmesan container. You can even decorate it, if you’re feeling saucy. Go nuts with it! Save two or three of those handy little buggers and make a different flavored breading for each. Whenever a recipe calls for any type of breading, measure an equal part of yours and go to town.

You’ll thank me later (hopefully in the form of large stacks of non-sequential 20 dollar bills).

Recipe Rescue #4

I am on a mission to sort through the veritable stock pile of recipes that occupies a drawer in my buffet. As I sort through the mess and convert them all to a nice and neat templated database I will take a select few and post them here. Wasting no time let's keep moving forward . . .

Sweet Potato Casserole 350° 20 minutes + 10
This is, quite possibly, the best Thanksgiving side dish known in the galaxy.

4 sweet potatoes
1 stick butter
1 egg
1/2 tsp. baking powder
6 oz. buttermilk
1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 cup sugar
bag mini marshmallows

Cook potatoes in oven or microwave, peel and place into large mixing bowl. Add all with the exception of marshmallows. Mix thoroughly and add to an attractive 13x9 baking dish. Bake for the first 20 minutes, then cover casserole with the marshmallows and bake for the final 10 minutes.
**reduce the fat** Yeah, right.

Recipe Rescue #3

I am on a mission to sort through the veritable stock pile of recipes that occupies a drawer in my buffet. As I sort through the mess and convert them all to a nice and neat templated database I will take a select few and post them here. Wasting no time let's sally forth . . .

"Leeky" Potato Soup

If you have never worked with leeks before, I'm telling you now, wash those suckers very well.

6 potatoes diced and peeled
2 onions chopped
1 stalk celery
1 carrot sliced
1 leek diced
4 cups water
4 chicken bullion cubes
1 bag bacon pieces
1 can (13 oz) evaporated milk
1 1/2 tsp salt
2 tbsp butter
pepper to taste
chopped chives
finely chopped parsley

Crock pot - Add all ingredients (with the exception of the evaporated milk and chives) to a crock pot. Cook on low 10-12 hours, on high 3-4 hours. In the final hour of cooking, add evaporated milk. Serve, top with chives.
Stove top - Add all ingredients (with the exception of the evaporated milk and chives) to a stock pot. Bring to a boil and reduce heat. Simmer until vegetables are soft. Add evaporated milk and simmer additional 5-10 minutes. Serve, top with chives.
**assorted substitutions** replace carrot with baby carrots, replace water and bullion with reduced fat/low sodium chicken broth.