Excuses, by Google (cross posted on FaceBook)

I decided to google the phrase "I can't because," and see what interesting excuses I could come up with to get out of random invites and obligations that I'm just not up for.

I'd like to share my findings with you, hopefully you will be able to put some of these to good use and weasel your way out of things!

I can't because I'm pregnant.

I can't because I'm outside the UK.

I can't because of what happened in school today.

I can't because I don't.

I can't because the system is showing an access error.

I can't because of data protection.

I can't because apparently we need to be able to burn in DAO96 mode, as opposed to DAO.

I can't because I am outnumbered.

I can't because I only have a 64 bit unit.

**I hope these help you in your ventures, however I am not liable for any consequences that will most likely arise from the use of any of these!**